Defending Eve

Let’s digress to mention that when added together, all the generations of the bible point to the beginning of the world on a Monday in 4004 BCE. Two very specific details attest that the biblical creation was that of the white people only. 1) Black Dynasties, Kingdoms and Civilizations existed for millions of years before 4004 BCE. 2) Five and half hours after they were created, Adam and Eve started life in the Cave of Treasures. No black person ever lived in caves.
Back to our subject. Since no one wants to step forward and rectify the original injustice done to women, I will take it upon myself to counter the ignorant statement of the biblical God. Eve’s destruction of humanity is another absurdity of the bible. It started with an order from an omniscient, omnipotent, almighty, good, and merciful fairy:
Genesis 2:16 “And the LORD God commanded the man, saying, Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat: 17 But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.
Then, the fiasco: Genesis 3:6 And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.
Why was Eve chosen as the human piñata responsible for God’s mistake? It’s very obvious that the biblical God fumbled with his book as bad as he did creation because Adam and Eve were not designed to be eaters. They didn’t need food to sustain life because there was no death at the time, they didn’t have to stay healthy because there was no sickness at the time. Yet a perfect God ordered them to eat, despite the fact that they didn’t have digestive organs. Another screw-up that God rectified when they were made complete 83 days after the eviction from their first apartment.
Just like when God forgot to make rainbows at the time of the biblical creation and corrected the brain fart after the flood.
The first book of Adam and Eve LXV:6 “Then God looked at them, and then fitted them for eating food at once; as to this day; so that they should not perish. 7 Then Adam and Eve came back into the cave sorrowful and crying because of the alteration of their bodies. And they both knew from that hour that they were altered beings, that all hope of returning to the garden was now lost; and that they could not enter it. 8 For that now their bodies had strange functions; and all flesh that requires food and drink for its existence, cannot be in the garden.”
So, was God off his medications again, when he wrote the biblical version of the original sin? Or was God smoking way too much desert weeds? (Excerpt from “The lost books of the Tasty Griot”

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