Ah! Easter

Easter is finally here to remind us of biblical lessons learned.
– God killed his only son, but will send you to hell for aborting your child.
– Jesus died because he couldn’t get his own prayers answered.
– God killed his son, then brought him back to life. How is that a sacrifice?
– How great was Jesus’ sacrifice when he knew a few hours later, he would be back in heaven?
– Wonder out loud why a chocolate egg laying langamorph linked to a brutal state sanctioned murder and subsequent corpse theft might be fun.
– the only downside of Easter is that Jesus can no longer eat M&Ms, because they keep falling out through the holes in his hands.
– Some religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to hell.
– There were no calendars when God created the heavens and the earth so we don’t know which day is the Sabbath.
– Q: What do you get when you cross an atheist and a Jehovah’s Witness? A: Somebody knocking at your door for no reason.

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