Biblical stupidity part 2

There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:

-Genesis 4:8 And Cain talked with Abel his brother: and it came to pass, when they were in the field, that Cain rose up against Abel his brother, and slew him.
9 And the LORD said unto Cain, Where is Abel thy brother? And he said, I know not: Am I my brother’s keeper?
10 And he said, What hast thou done? the voice of thy brother’s blood crieth unto me from the ground.
(What was the real reason for Cain to kill his brother Abel? If God knows everything, why is he clueless about the whereabouts of Abel and what Cain has done?)
-Genesis 4:15 And the LORD said unto him, Therefore whosoever slayeth Cain, vengeance shall be taken on him sevenfold. And the LORD set a mark upon Cain, lest any finding him should kill him.
16 And Cain went out from the presence of the LORD, and dwelt in the land of Nod, on the east of Eden.
17 And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch.
(Why did the Lord lie to Cain, because he is about to be killed by a blind man? Where did Cain find his wife, since his mother was supposedly the only woman on earth at the time?)
-And now, about Jesus being a bastard born of incest and adultery.
-Matthew 1:18 Now the birth of Jesus Christ was on this wise: When as his mother Mary was espoused to Joseph, before they came together, she was found with child of the Holy Ghost.
(The bible clearly states that Mary was married to Joseph, and before they had sex, the Holy bird nailed her and she became pregnant. Mary was not married to God, that fact makes her copulating with God: adultery, and legally makes Jesus a bastard.)
-John 10:30 I and my Father are one.
(That’s the incestuous part. If Jesus is one with his father, then he also nailed his own mom.)

Bonus absurdities:
-John 10:37 For with God nothing shall be impossible.
(Try licking your elbow)
-Matthew 1:23 Behold, a virgin shall be with child, and shall bring forth a son, and they shall call his name Emmanuel, which being interpreted is, God with us.
(Then why call him Jesus?)

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