Biblical stupidity part 8

There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
Genesis brings us to Noah’s flood, another great story for the logic and common sense impaired. It’s about God’s utter incompetence and his love of evil, incest, mass murders, inbreeding and the satisfaction he gets from drowning little babies.
Genesis 7 is the wonderful, unbelievable tale of Noah, the 600 years old goat herder who became a master carpenter and built a boat in the middle of the desert. There are many great belly-laugh moments, as good old Noah found a way to fit millions of animals in a wooden shoebox while God works in delirious ways to cover Mount Everest with 22’ of water.

-Genesis 7:24 And the waters prevailed upon the earth an hundred and fifty days.
(The flood lasts 150 days)
-Genesis 7:17 And the flood was forty days upon the earth; and the waters increased, and bare up the ark, and it was lift up above the earth.
(The flood lasts 40 days)
-Genesis 8:5 And the waters decreased continually until the tenth month: in the tenth month, on the first day of the month, were the tops of the mountains seen.
(The flood lasts 10 months)

The following info is provided as a bonus for the true believers:
-The ancient Egyptians were already keeping records for hundreds of years before the flood and did not seem to notice that their entire civilization was wiped out, or that a flood occurred at all.
-The Djoser Step Pyramid and the Great Pyramid of Cheops were both built hundreds of years before the flood with no evidence of water damage.
-Why are the vast majority of fossils found in riverbeds and other aquatic areas if the whole earth including dry land was covered in water?
-If Noah’s ark landed in Turkey, why would marsupials go back to Australia where we find the majority of marsupial fossils.
-But fear not, my friends, we shall return with more absurdities found in the story of Noah. We will definitely beat that dead horse to a pulp.

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