There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
(Despite what is in the bible from the supposed creator, our earth is well over 4.55 billion years old with a total surface area of 510.072 million sq km of which 148.94 million sq km is land and 361.132 million sq km (almost 70%) is water.)
-Genesis 36:11 And the sons of Eliphaz were Teman, Omar, Zepho, and Gatam, and Kenaz.
(The sons of Eliphaz were Teman, Omar, Zepho, Gatam, and Kenaz.)
-Genesis 36:15 These were dukes of the sons of Esau: the sons of Eliphaz the firstborn son of Esau; duke Teman, duke Omar, duke Zepho, duke Kenaz,16 Duke Korah, duke Gatam, and duke Amalek: these are the dukes that came of Eliphaz in the land of Edom; these were the sons of Adah.
(The sons of Eliphaz were Teman, Omar, Zepho, Gatam, Kenaz, Korah, Amalek.)
-1 Chronicles 1:36 The sons of Eliphaz; Teman, and Omar, Zephi, and Gatam, Kenaz, and Timna, and Amalek.
(The sons of Eliphaz were Teman, Omar, Zephi, Gatam, Kenaz, Timna, and Amalek.)
-Genesis 37:36 And the Midianites sold him into Egypt unto Potiphar, an officer of Pharaoh’s, and captain of the guard
(The Midianites of northern Arabia sold Joseph into slavery)
-Genesis 37:28 Then there passed by Midianites merchantmen; and they drew and lifted up Joseph out of the pit, and sold Joseph to the Ishmeelites for twenty pieces of silver: and they brought Joseph into Egypt.
-Genesis 39: 1 And Joseph was brought down to Egypt; and Potiphar, an officer of Pharaoh, captain of the guard, an Egyptian, bought him of the hands of the Ishmeelites, which had brought him down thither.
(It was the Ishmeelites of the Syrian desert who sold Joseph into slavery)
-Genesis 45:4 And Joseph said unto his brethren, Come near to me, I pray you. And they came near. And he said, I am Joseph your brother, whom ye sold into Egypt.
(It was his brothers who sold Joseph into slavery)
-Genesis 46:27 And the sons of Joseph, which were born him in Egypt, were two souls: all the souls of the house of Jacob, which came into Egypt, were threescore and ten.
-Exodus 1:5 And all the souls that came out of the loins of Jacob were seventy souls: for Joseph was in Egypt already.
(Seventy of Jacob’s family went to Egypt.)
-Acts 7:14 Then sent Joseph, and called his father Jacob to him, and all his kindred, threescore and fifteen souls.
(Seventy-five of Jacob’s family went to Egypt.)
(Note: We know the truth. In 1680 BCE, 70 starving Western Asian savages, members of the Ibarus people, driven by hunger and famine, came to Egypt, Africa, where they were received as friends. They had no language, civilization, religion or culture; they never lived in a house with a window and knew absolutely nothing about hygiene. Egypt provided them with free food, shelter and education. There were no Jew, Israelite or Hebrew before they were kicked out of Africa for treason.)