Biblical stupidity part 44

There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
“Civilization will not attain to its perfection until the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest.”
― Émile Zola

-Matthew 28:1 In the end of the sabbath, as it began to dawn toward the first day of the week, came Mary Magdalene and the other Mary to see the sepulcher. (It was toward dawn when they arrived.)
-Mark 16:2 And very early in the morning the first day of the week, they came unto the sepulchre at the rising of the sun. (It was after sunrise.)
-Luke 24:1 Now upon the first day of the week, very early in the morning, they came unto the sepulchre, bringing the spices which they had prepared, and certain others with them. (It was at early dawn.)
-John 20: 1 The first day of the week cometh Mary Magdalene early, when it was yet dark, unto the sepulchre, and seeth the stone taken away from the sepulchre. (It was still dark.)

-Matthew 28:1 In the end of the sabbath, as it began to dawn toward the first day of the week, came Mary Magdalene and the other Mary to see the sepulchre.2 And, behold, there was a great earthquake: for the angel of the Lord descended from heaven, and came and rolled back the stone from the door, and sat upon it. (The stone was still in place when they arrived. It was rolled away later.)

-Mark 16:4 And when they looked, they saw that the stone was rolled away: for it was very great.
-Luke 24:2 And they found the stone rolled away from the sepulchre.
-John 20:1 The first day of the week cometh Mary Magdalene early, when it was yet dark, unto the sepulchre, and seeth the stone taken away from the sepulchre. (The stone had already been rolled or taken away.)

-Matthew 28:2 And, behold, there was a great earthquake: for the angel of the Lord descended from heaven, and came and rolled back the stone from the door, and sat upon it. (An angel arrived during an earthquake, rolled back the stone, then sat on it, outside the tomb.)

-Mark 16:5 And entering into the sepulchre, they saw a young man sitting on the right side, clothed in a long white garment; and they were affrighted. (No earthquake, only one young man sitting inside the tomb.)
-Luke 24:2 And they found the stone rolled away from the sepulchre.3 And they entered in, and found not the body of the Lord Jesus.4 And it came to pass, as they were much perplexed thereabout, behold, two men stood by them in shining garments: (No earthquake. Two men suddenly appear standing inside the tomb.)

-John 20:12 And seeth two angels in white sitting, the one at the head, and the other at the feet, where the body of Jesus had lain. (No earthquake. Two angels are sitting inside the tomb.)

-Matthew 28:8 And they departed quickly from the sepulchre with fear and great joy; and did run to bring his disciples word. (The visitors ran to tell the disciples.)

-Mark 16:8 And they went out quickly, and fled from the sepulchre; for they trembled and were amazed: neither said they any thing to any man; for they were afraid. (They said nothing to anyone.)

-Luke 24:9 And returned from the sepulchre, and told all these things unto the eleven, and to all the rest. (They told the eleven and all the rest.)

-John 20:10 Then the disciples went away again unto their own home.11 But Mary stood without at the sepulchre weeping: and as she wept, she stooped down, and looked into the sepulchre, (The disciples returned home. Mary remained outside, weeping.)

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