Biblical stupidity part 45

There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:

(Men never commit evil so fully and joyfully as when they do it for religious convictions. Blaise Pascal)

-Matthew 28:8 And they departed quickly from the sepulchre with fear and great joy; and did run to bring his disciples word.9 And as they went to tell his disciples, behold, Jesus met them, saying, All hail. And they came and held him by the feet, and worshipped him.                                                                                                                         (Jesus’ first Resurrection appearance was fairly near the tomb.)

-Matthew 24:13 And, behold, two of them went that same day to a village called Emmaus, which was from Jerusalem about threescore furlongs.14 And they talked together of all these things which had happened.15 And it came to pass, that, while they communed together and reasoned, Jesus himself drew near, and went with them.                                     (Jesus’ first Resurrection appearance was in the vicinity of Emmaus, about seven miles from Jerusalem).

-John 20:13 And they say unto her, Woman, why weepest thou? She saith unto them, Because they have taken away my Lord, and I know not where they have laid him.14 And when she had thus said, she turned herself back, and saw Jesus standing, and knew not that it was Jesus.                                                                                                                   (Jesus’ first Resurrection appearance was right at the tomb.)

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