There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
(There is a specific kind of warfare, of total annihilation laid down in the Bible which we can only call genocide. Consider the Book of 1 Samuel, when God instructs King Saul to attack the Amalekites: “And utterly destroy all that they have, and do not spare them,” God says through the prophet Samuel. “But kill both man and woman, infant and nursing child, ox and sheep, camel and donkey.”)
-Acts 20:35 I have shewed you all things, how that so labouring ye ought to support the weak, and to remember the words of the Lord Jesus, how he said, It is more blessed to give than to receive.
(Quotes Jesus as having said: “It is more blessed to give than to receive.” No such statement of Jesus is found elsewhere in the Bible.)
-Romans 9:15 For he saith to Moses, I will have mercy on whom I will have mercy, and I will have compassion on whom I will have compassion.16 So then it is not of him that willeth, nor of him that runneth, but of God that sheweth mercy.17 For the scripture saith unto Pharaoh, Even for this same purpose have I raised thee up, that I might shew my power in thee, and that my name might be declared throughout all the earth.18 Therefore hath he mercy on whom he will have mercy, and whom he will he hardeneth.
(God has mercy on, and hardens the hearts of, whom he pleases.)
-2 Thessalonians 2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
(God deceives the wicked so as to be able to condemn them.)
-1 Timothy 2:3 For this is good and acceptable in the sight of God our Saviour;4 Who will have all men to be saved, and to come unto the knowledge of the truth.
-2 Peter 3:9 The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.
(God wants all to be saved.)
-Romans 10:11 For the scripture saith, Whosoever believeth on him shall not be ashamed.
(An alleged quote from the scripture. No such statement is found in the Old Testament.)