Biblical stupidity part 57

There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
There are many times when God had a wet dream and the “inspired” Bible ended up with some very XXX rated, dirty, nasty stories. It should be a deadly sin if one fails to wash his/her hands after reading the bible. It is that dirty.
More than anything, it shows the contempt and lack of respect that God has for women, ever since Lilith put him in his place, at the time of the original creation.
God and Abraham are gambling again; this time, the game is strip poker and the chips are other people’s bodies. Sunday school lessons scare the hell out of believers, by teaching them that God turned Lot’s wife into a salt shaker. It’s the perfect diversion that might distract them from something like flagrant incest.

Sodom and Gomorrah are the red light districts of the biblical landscape, so an omniscient God decided to send 2 angels to gather the facts before destroying them. Apparently God wasn’t sure what was going on. Right off the bat, the residents wanted to sex up the angels, who were saved by Lot in a special way. To save the strangers, Lot came up with a divine plan:
(Genesis 19:8 Behold now, I have two daughters which have not known man; let me, I pray you, bring them out unto you, and do ye to them as is good in your eyes: only unto these men do nothing; for therefore came they under the shadow of my roof.)

A few more diversions after the offer was turned down, all hell broke loose as:

( Genesis 19:24 Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven;25 And he overthrew those cities, and all the plain, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and that which grew upon the ground.)

This is another biblical passage that no preacher will touch or spend time on, to fully disclose some very important information. In destroying the towns, God murdered all the little babies in their cribs, infants, teens, women, men, animals, houses, trees, you name it and God torched it. Soon, the worst serial arsonist ever needed a break after all this reckless, wanton, demented rage.

So God appeased himself by watching the following:
(-Genesis 19:30 And Lot went up out of Zoar, and dwelt in the mountain, and his two daughters with him; for he feared to dwell in Zoar: and he dwelt in a cave, he and his two daughters.31 And the firstborn said unto the younger, Our father is old, and there is not a man in the earth to come in unto us after the manner of all the earth:32 Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.33 And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.34 And it came to pass on the morrow, that the firstborn said unto the younger, Behold, I lay yesternight with my father: let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.35 And they made their father drink wine that night also: and the younger arose, and lay with him; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.36 Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father.)
Ok, we are going to glide over the scientific effects of alcohol on the human body. There are cases where alcohol will result in elation and happiness, but unfortunately, that will never take you to a happy climax. Balance, judgment and coordination can all be negatively affected with the consumption of alcohol. One of the most significant after-effects of alcohol is decreased libido. For men, studies have shown that consumption of alcohol inhibits testosterone in the testes, thereby reducing the testosterone production.
We will however ask a few simple questions. Where was God while all this incest was going down? What kind of a voyeur is a God who would put all this together, watch the whole thing, and do nothing to stop it at any time? Did God get excited by incest? Did God truly believe that arson was the “cure” for evil? But more seriously, how much wine do you have to drink before you became oblivious to the fact that you were having sex with your own daughters? Twice? Lot is an example of the absolute immorality of the bible. Early in the story, he offers his virgin daughters to be gang raped by an angry mob to protect two strangers who are visiting his house and then, later on, he has sex with those same daughters and through the whole thing he is referred to as a “righteous” man. God works in delirious ways.

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