There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
The bible contains some of the most perverted, gross and indecent stories in history. It is full of sexual and offensive tales. No one gains morality from reading the bible, but it sure should stir one’s feelings. It’s good for business because it brings plenty of tax free money.
-Proverbs 7:7 And beheld among the simple ones, I discerned among the youths, a young man void of understanding,8 Passing through the street near her corner; and he went the way to her house,9 In the twilight, in the evening, in the black and dark night:10 And, behold, there met him a woman with the attire of an harlot, and subtil of heart.11 (She is loud and stubborn; her feet abide not in her house:12 Now is she without, now in the streets, and lieth in wait at every corner.)13 So she caught him, and kissed him, and with an impudent face said unto him,14 I have peace offerings with me; this day have I payed my vows.15 Therefore came I forth to meet thee, diligently to seek thy face, and I have found thee.16 I have decked my bed with coverings of tapestry, with carved works, with fine linen of Egypt.17 I have perfumed my bed with myrrh, aloes, and cinnamon.18 Come, let us take our fill of love until the morning: let us solace ourselves with loves.19 For the goodman is not at home, he is gone a long journey:20 He hath taken a bag of money with him, and will come home at the day appointed.21 With her much fair speech she caused him to yield, with the flattering of her lips she forced him.22 He goeth after her straightway, as an ox goeth to the slaughter, or as a fool to the correction of the stocks;
(A good submission to Playboy after dark; but for now, just oozing smut that the preachers can enjoy after they count the donations.)
-Isaiah 13:15 Every one that is found shall be thrust through; and every one that is joined unto them shall fall by the sword.16 Their children also shall be dashed to pieces before their eyes; their houses shall be spoiled, and their wives ravished.
(Murder, infanticide and rape are God’s trinity. The old fart of the Old Testament has that obscene obsession about slaughtering babies and raping women. How is that for a God that is good all the time?)