There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
The bible contains some of the most perverted, gross and indecent stories in history. It is full of sexual and offensive tales. No one gains morality from reading the bible, but it sure should stir one’s feelings. It’s good for business because it brings plenty of tax free money.
-Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
(Paul condemns anal coitus and homosexuality in the opening chapter of the Book of Romans, which creates life and death consequences for many. Homosexuality was okay for Roman men, only tribades or fricatores were castigated. For centuries, still ongoing, gays and lesbians have been persecuted and murdered because of this passage.
Paul himself was born a Roman citizen to Jewish parents in Tarsus, modern eastern Turkey. A terrorist thug turned religious moron, Paul dressed in a tunic, which is nothing more than a minidress, and he spent his life with 12 men. Hello!
Saul’s experience on a road to Damascus, the fact that he first lay motionless on the ground but was then able to get up unaided, was the result of an epileptic seizure or a fertile imagination. Not a miracle from God. Paul acknowledged he was sick in 2 Corinthians 12:7 And lest I should be exalted above measure through the abundance of the revelations, there was given to me a thorn in the flesh, the messenger of Satan to buffet me, lest I should be exalted above measure. [and also] Galatians 4:13 Ye know how through infirmity of the flesh I preached the gospel unto you at the first.14 And my temptation which was in my flesh ye despised not, nor rejected; but received me as an angel of God, even as Christ Jesus.
More than anything else, that didn’t stop Paul from becoming the true leader and founder of “Christianity”, not Christ, not Peter. The 12 basic beliefs and tenets of Christianity are from Paul, not Christ, not Peter. That’s one of the countless reasons Christians can be called super idiots, because 99.99% of them don’t know that. Their cult is in reality Paulianity, not Christianity; they are truly Paulians, not Christians.
Paul’s doctrine of belief and faith rather than good works is in direct conflict with Jesus’ teachings which are in direct conflict with God the father’s. Since we can learn more by listening, let Paul tell us what’s on his mind: Romans 3:7 For if the truth of God hath more abounded through my lie unto his glory; why yet am I also judged as a sinner?
Romans 4:5 But to him that worketh not, but believeth on him that justifieth the ungodly, his faith is counted for righteousness.
Romans 7:8 But sin, taking occasion by the commandment, wrought in me all manner of concupiscence. For without the law sin was dead.
Romans 7:15 For that which I do I allow not: for what I would, that do I not; but what I hate, that do I.16 If then I do that which I would not, I consent unto the law that it is good.17 Now then it is no more I that do it, but sin that dwelleth in me.18 For I know that in me (that is, in my flesh,) dwelleth no good thing: for to will is present with me; but how to perform that which is good I find not.19 For the good that I would I do not: but the evil which I would not, that I do.
Romans 8:10 And if Christ be in you, the body is dead because of sin; but the Spirit is life because of righteousness.
2 Corinthians 11:17 That which I speak, I speak it not after the Lord, but as it were foolishly, in this confidence of boasting.18 Seeing that many glory after the flesh, I will glory also.
And Paul goes further with his sarcastic description of the real apostles in 2 Corinthians 11:4 For if he that cometh preacheth another Jesus, whom we have not preached, or if ye receive another spirit, which ye have not received, or another gospel, which ye have not accepted, ye might well bear with him.5 For I suppose I was not a whit behind the very chiefest apostles.
On the other side of the coin, one should not be surprised that 99.99% of Christians are unaware of the contents of the bible, or that Paul is the one who, during an argument, almost killed James, Jesus’ cousin, by throwing him down the stairs of the temple.
Hey, what the hell! Another murderer to celebrate and follow.)