There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
(My mission in life is to find and destroy absurdities, fight ignorance and educate. My advice to Christians has always been the same: please, read the bible. Do not carry it under your armpit, take the time to open and read it. You owe it to yourself to know what you have in your home, next to your children and family.)
-Isaiah 3:16 Moreover the LORD saith, Because the daughters of Zion are haughty, and walk with stretched forth necks and wanton eyes, walking and mincing as they go, and making a tinkling with their feet:17 Therefore the Lord will smite with a scab the crown of the head of the daughters of Zion, and the LORD will discover their secret parts.
(A xenophobic and misogynistic Lord just doesn’t know when to stop; he steps deeper and deeper into the utmost stupidity and hypocrisy. He threatens sexual molestation and will harass attractive women by exposing their private parts. “daughters of Zion” is a metaphor of sexual assault.
Today, we see crooks and thieves called preachers threading upon the same stupidity.)