Biblical stupidity part 95

There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
(My mission in life is to find and destroy absurdities, fight ignorance and educate. My advice to Christians has always been the same: please, read the bible. Do not carry it under your armpit, take the time to open and read it. You owe it to yourself to know what you have in your home, next to your children and family.)

-John 14:9 Jesus saith unto him, Have I been so long time with you, and yet hast thou not known me, Philip? he that hath seen me hath seen the Father; and how sayest thou then, Shew us the Father?10 Believest thou not that I am in the Father, and the Father in me? the words that I speak unto you I speak not of myself: but the Father that dwelleth in me, he doeth the works. 11 Believe me that I am in the Father, and the Father in me: or else believe me for the very works’ sake.

(Jesus is one with his father and also his son. He was with his dad when the world was created, he became his own father by raping his mom, he died on the cross with his father. Two gods died during the Cruci-fiction when God sacrificed himself to himself to relieve and appease himself of the anger that he heaped on himself for the mistakes he made.

Are there 3 gods in one, or 1 god with 3 different personalities or just one god? Many times Jesus prayed to, spoke to or about other gods he knows. If Jesus prays to another god, then there are at least two; if he prays to another god who is also himself, then he is a lunatic talking to himself. Just like his followers talk to themselves and call it prayers.

Jesus said that he is the son and also the father; if so, what about Mark 13:32 But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father. There goes the BS of the trinity which no one can explain.

The holy spirit which clearly doesn’t belong in the fiasco, is always somewhere, flying around for special effects. When it is not impregnating virgins, the holy bird hangs out and vacations with Casper, the friendly ghost.)

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