There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
The words found in the bible are so mired in ignorance that one must question whether God is forgetful or just plain stupid. Do you remember the dust eating talking snake in the garden of Eden? Well, please meet its dear cousin, the talking ass.
Numbers 22:27 And when the ass saw the angel of the LORD, she fell down under Balaam: and Balaam’s anger was kindled, and he smote the ass with a staff.28 And the LORD opened the mouth of the ass, and she said unto Balaam, What have I done unto thee, that thou hast smitten me these three times?29 And Balaam said unto the ass, Because thou hast mocked me: I would there were a sword in mine hand, for now would I kill thee.30 And the ass said unto Balaam, Am not I thine ass, upon which thou hast ridden ever since I was thine unto this day? was I ever wont to do so unto thee? And he said, Nay.
These were the good old days, when a snake and ass could not only talk, but hold a conversation. The good old days when a virgin could conceive, a 600 year old man could play sexual pool with his rope and impregnate a young girl, when angels came down (or up) to participate in the daily life of humans, when a fairy could walk on water before flying into heaven, when a child molester could ride a winged horse into the sky, when the 3 little pigs could build houses of straw, sticks and bricks.