Biblical stupidity part 143

There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:

If you think that science and religion could ever be compatible, this is the common sense wrench you need to club yourself over the head with.

One of the passages of the bible that should be used as a test for stupidity is upon us. With the correct prayer, one can get water from a stone, make a wall with sea water, even stop the planets from moving; all natural laws can be suspended in the crowning achievement of absolute ignorance for the glory of a fairy. By going this far, the bible and believers prove once and for all that the human race is totally void of intelligence.
The following nonsense was reported by a very smart God who created the universe, therefore knows how it works. The following nonsense is also still believed by millions of delusional morons.

Joshua 10:12 Then spake Joshua to the LORD in the day when the LORD delivered up the Amorites before the children of Israel, and he said in the sight of Israel, Sun, stand thou still upon Gibeon; and thou, Moon, in the valley of Ajalon.13 And the sun stood still, and the moon stayed, until the people had avenged themselves upon their enemies. Is not this written in the book of Jasher? So the sun stood still in the midst of heaven, and hasted not to go down about a whole day.14 And there was no day like that before it or after it, that the LORD hearkened unto the voice of a man: for the LORD fought for Israel.

This is your brain on religion. Any question?

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