Biblical stupidity part 153

There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:

You may have noticed that the book of Jasher is mentioned in Joshua 10:13, yet it cannot be found in many biblical translations and versions, like the king James. You ever asked yourself why? At some point in time, the political and religious decision was made that there was enough trash in the book and no need to overfill the religious dumpster with more manure. Thus the partial bibles, reeking of armpit odor, being peddled by clowns who don’t even know about the complete book they claim to love.

Jasher 3:23 And in some time after, when the kings and princes and the sons of men were speaking to Enoch, and Enoch was teaching them the ways of God, behold an angel of the Lord then called unto Enoch from heaven, and wished to bring him up to heaven to make him reign there over the sons of God, as he had reigned over the sons of men upon earth.24 When at that time Enoch heard this he went and assembled all the inhabitants of the earth, and taught them wisdom and knowledge and gave them divine instructions, and he said to them, I have been required to ascend into heaven, I therefore do not know the day of my going.27 And at that time the sons of men were with Enoch, and Enoch was speaking to them, and they lifted up their eyes and the likeness of a great horse descended from heaven, and the horse paced in the air;28 And they told Enoch what they had seen, and Enoch said to them, On my account does this horse descend upon earth; the time is come when I must go from you and I shall no more be seen by you.29 And the horse descended at that time and stood before Enoch, and all the sons of men that were with Enoch saw him. 32 And it was after this that he rose up and rode upon the horse; and he went forth and all the sons of men went after him, about eight hundred thousand men; and they went with him one day’s journey.
Wow! The horse is the best part of this story. Could it be that Enoch’s horse is the same winged horse that Muhammad rode into heaven, at his death? It’s very possible there is only one horse in heaven and people have to wait for their turn to ride the poor beast? What about the Christian belief that animals don’t go to heaven?

Jesus can’t have a cat or a dog; but he can have sheep.

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