There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
This is one of the many things you will never hear in a sermon in any church.
To follow God’s laws by definition means you will commit evil, because God commands and/or condones slavery, rape, murder, genocide, self-mutilation, etc. which are evil acts.
If you ignore God’s laws, he will send you straight to hell where your “soul” will burn on a lake of hot coals like a slab of ribs.
So either you ignore God and commit evil in his eyes, or you obey God and you commit evil in his eyes. There’s no escape. Or is there?
True salvation, for those who enjoy hallucinating, rests in the proven fact that God and Jesus are liars. We are told that God will reward people who obey his laws and Satan will burn people God refuses to allow in heaven. Think about it, even good people can go to hell. If God rewards people who are “good” like him, how do we know that Satan will not reward people who are “bad” like him? God and his goons have been badmouthing the Devil for 2000 years. To me, it sounds like competitors juggling for business, to play the soul game; and God’s side is hitting below the belt.
Then, what if God sends a few people to hell and Satan refuses to accept them?