Biblical stupidity part 381

There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:

One of the many idiocies you will hear in a sermon in any church is people being compared to sheep. Many like to display the fish symbol on their cars; and they don’t even know what it stands for. And of course, everybody is a sinner with a life sentence to bring 10% of the wages to the accusing crook.
Psalms 23:1 (A Psalm of David.) The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want.2 He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.
At 15 years old, I found this business decision to treat people like crap, very insulting, demeaning, repulsive, offensive and totally unacceptable. So I had a meeting and decided to stop fighting my inner demons; we are still on the same side now. Ever since, I realized that I am a human being. I am not a fish, I don’t need a fisherman; I am not a lamb, I don’t need a shepherd; I am not a sinner, I don’t need a savior; I am not a piece of bread either, so don’t try to multiply me.
Why did God create sheep if he is now trying to turn people into sheep? Has he forgotten how to make sheep?

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