Biblical stupidity part 382

There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:

This is the absolute tangible proof that God and Jesus are liars. From the infallible word of a perfect God, “anything you ask shall be given to you”, ratified by Jesus in:
Matthew 18:19 Again I say unto you, That if two of you shall agree on earth as touching any thing that they shall ask, it shall be done for them of my Father which is in heaven.20 For where two or three are gathered together in my name, there am I in the midst of them.

Matthew 21:22 And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive.

Mark 11:24 Therefore I say unto you, What things soever ye desire, when ye pray, believe that ye receive them, and ye shall have them.

Luke 11:9 And I say unto you, Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you.10 For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened.

John 14:13 And whatsoever ye shall ask in my name, that will I do, that the Father may be glorified in the Son.14 If ye shall ask any thing in my name, I will do it.

John 15:7 If ye abide in me, and my words abide in you, ye shall ask what ye will, and it shall be done unto you.

John 15:16 Ye have not chosen me, but I have chosen you, and ordained you, that ye should go and bring forth fruit, and that your fruit should remain: that whatsoever ye shall ask of the Father in my name, he may give it you.

John 16:23 And in that day ye shall ask me nothing. Verily, verily, I say unto you, Whatsoever ye shall ask the Father in my name, he will give it you.24 Hitherto have ye asked nothing in my name: ask, and ye shall receive, that your joy may be full.

James 1:5 If any of you lack wisdom, let him ask of God, that giveth to all men liberally, and upbraideth not; and it shall be given him.

The cemeteries are full of people who asked, prayed, and begged for help or a cure or good health. They didn’t get squat! 9 million children, under the age of 5, suffer and die every year under the watchful eyes of an almighty, omniscient, omnipotent and omnipresent fairy. 18 million parents asked, prayed, and begged for help or a cure or good health for the kids. They didn’t get squat!
Million of blooming idiots, crooks and thieves are willing every day to tell you that God is not responsible for any of that. Pass the collection plate, please.

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