There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
Well, I’ll be… In a previous post, I asserted that the Devil would not harm anyone in hell. In one of my books, I stated downright that hell would most likely be more fun than heaven. Imagine all the people who are guaranteed to be in hell: entertainers, dancers, hookers, Catholic school girls. The only downside to hell will be the evangelists, Catholic priests, God, Jesus, and people who work at the lottery.
Satan cannot and will never hurt people in hell, because they are his buddies. It’s in the bible, folks:
Matthew 12:25 And Jesus knew their thoughts, and said unto them, Every kingdom divided against itself is brought to desolation; and every city or house divided against itself shall not stand:26 And if Satan cast out Satan, he is divided against himself; how shall then his kingdom stand?
That came directly from the king of thorns.