There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
Will the real God please stand up?
Time to put on the thigh boots, or better get waders.
John 10:30 I and my Father are one.
John 11:26 And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die. Believest thou this?
Did Jesus believe in himself and his father? He died.