There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish.
To Joel Osteen, and the other crooks preaching the prosperity gospel, you’ve got mail!
Galatians 1:8 But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed.9 As we said before, so say I now again, If any man preach any other gospel unto you than that ye have received, let him be accursed.
The time has come to pry that bible from under your armpits and read the damn book.