There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
Only one thing can keep me awake at night:
Did God scream “Oh, God!” when he nailed the virgin Mary?
Luke 1:35 And the angel answered and said unto her, The Holy Ghost shall come upon thee, and the power of the Highest shall overshadow thee: therefore also that holy thing which shall be born of thee shall be called the Son of God.