There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
Pope Francis, a Jesuit, is a sly and cunning CEO, trying to divert the popular attention away from the crimes of his corporation. A phony CEO of a phony business, peddling a fake product to the foolish.
As the head of a corporation, he is required by law to report crimes like: rape, torture, abuse, extortion, human experiments, kidnapping, false imprisonment of women. money laundering, hiring hit men, prostitution, murder, corruption, child molestation, and the list goes on, and on, and on.
Handing over a list of known child molesters should have been his first order of business. The same goes for the Southern Baptists and LDS.
We are still waiting.