Biblical stupidity part 402

There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:

The reality in 2019 is a smart phone, a flat screen TV, and a laptop, yet some people choose to live their lives based on the hallucinations of a few goat herders from 2000 years ago. The time has come to get out of the diapers and into some adult clothing; the time has come to ditch the belief in a 400 pounds Santa sliding in and out of a 2’ wide chimney with clean clothes; the time has come to put the flying reindeers into the freezers; and while we are at it, we may as well retire the Tooth Fairy and stop feeding layer pellets to the Easter bunny.

Let’s keep all the fairy tales in the entertainment department where they belong. Graduate from the 12 steps program that mired your life so far, get rid of your Savior’s addiction. Live a truly free life.

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