There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
There are questions that pastors have no answer to. For example: How many women were at the tomb of Jesus?
Luke 24:10 It was Mary Magdalene, and Joanna, and Mary the mother of James, and other women that were with them, which told these things unto the apostles.(At least 4)
Mark 16:1 And when the sabbath was past, Mary Magdalene, and Mary the mother of James, and Salome, had bought sweet spices, that they might come and anoint him.(Just 3)
Matthew 28:1 In the end of the sabbath, as it began to dawn toward the first day of the week, came Mary Magdalene and the other Mary to see the sepulchre.(Only 2)
John 20:1 The first day of the week cometh Mary Magdalene early, when it was yet dark, unto the sepulchre, and seeth the stone taken away from the sepulchre.(Down to 1)
1 Corinthians 15:4 And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures (There were none)