There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
In the old days, all the world’s religious cults and sects copied the ancient Egyptian and Babylonian belief systems. In 315AD, a political decision by Ptolemy of Egypt selected Serapis Christus as the top dog (God backwards).
His followers were called “Christians”, the only true Christians to ever exist. Serapis is the original deity called Christ.