There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
The biblical notion that the earth was flat, wasn’t laughable until we went in space. Zeus lived on Mount Olympus until someone climbed up and found no one there. So is the belief in a sky daddy who created the whole universe for the sole purpose of watching one group of primates play with themselves.
If Jesus rose from the dead, so did Muhammad who flew to heaven on a winged horse. The bible is proof of Jesus’ existence, the noble Quran is proof of Allah’s existence, “T’was the night before Christmas” is proof of Santa’s existence, and “The 3 little pigs” is proof that piglets can build houses of straw, sticks and bricks.
If 200 billion people believe in a stupid thing, it is still a stupid thing.