There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
There is absolutely no proof that a person by the name of Jesus died on a cross. It’s a cruci-fiction, not a crucifixion. No date, no document, no empirical evidence, nothing. Just the same as Jesus’ birth, at the council of Nicaea in 325AD, was a political decision. Before that date, there was no one by the name of Jesus on earth. Or anywhere else.