There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
Hate to break this news to the Catholics. The Immaculate Conception, which is different from the doctrine of Incarnation, was a creation of MY old Jesuit order. Yup, we made that one up, too.
My old order, the Society of Jesus, was founded by Saint Ignatius of Loyola and Francis Xavier on September27th, 1540. In 1854, pope Pius IX started the doctrine of the Immaculate Conception with his papal bull Ineffabilis Deus. Before that date, the Immaculate Conception didn’t exist.
So we are responsible for you getting on your knees and worship the virgin whore.