Biblical stupidity part 439

There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:

Things that keep me up at night.

What happened to the people who were raised from the dead? Why don’t we see people come back from the dead anymore? Why hasn’t God made anyone rise lately?

Why are Christians waiting for Jesus’ return and the Rapture, when Jesus said that he is everywhere (omnipresent) and among them, wherever and whenever 2 or more are assembled in his name? Why are believers waiting for Jesus when he comes to church during every service?

Why does Jesus keep coming to church when the cannibals eat his flesh and drink his blood at every service?