Biblical stupidity part 453

There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:

1 Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

1 Peter 3:1 Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives;

1 Timothy 2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.

The above verses are extremely, very, very clear biblical orders from the Christian God, since the bible is his word, that women should shut up, be quiet and are forbidden to testify in church.
The reason is quiet simple: testify comes from the Latin word TESTIS (plural testes) and describes an organ which the religious founders believe can be found only in a man’s anatomy, and not a woman’s. Therefore, women, until they can produce these parts, are not allowed to “testi-fy” otherwise preach or talk in the club.
The origin of that belief comes from the practice, in ancient times, of men grabbing themselves, like blacks still do today, or each other’s testes as a social sign of allegiance and greeting.
Organized religion was originally a men’s club, it was not founded for women who were considered of a lower status. Throughout time immemorial, the concept was maintained that women should stay the heck out. Furthermore, women must cover their heads and cannot wear make-up, bras, panties, jewelry, or skimpy clothes in church.
1 Timothy 2:9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works.

1 Peter 3:2 While they behold your chaste conversation coupled with fear.3 Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel;

Women are not allowed to wear pants at any time. Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman’s garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
The same verse forbids men to wear funny dresses, they call by other names, during services at church.
Women started complaining about not being allowed to preach, when the women’s liberation movement was created to hinder the struggles of the black man in western society.
But anything is possible with the Christian God who works in delirious ways.

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