There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
If God is the most powerful force in existence, almighty, omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, why can’t he defeat the Devil once and for all?
Because there would be no more evil, no suffering, no fear, no reason to come to church, no reason to pass the collection plate and some people would be out of a job.
Selling immortality and real estate lots in heaven is a very profitable business.