There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
The biblical birth of Adam and Eve earned many more qualifications to the already omniscient, omnipotent, almighty and good Christian God. Among the most fitting virtues in his repertoire are: stupid, narcissistic, genocidal murderer, xenophobe, white supremacist, baby killer, negro hater, woman hater, rapist, adulterer, liar, and many more for a morally bankrupt fairy who ended up looking worse than his supposed nemesis, Satan.
And, that’s after God wrote a bible to confess to his heinous crimes against humanity. He is also guilty of many war crimes when he commanded his deranged lunatic goons to slaughter men, women, children, and even trees in many conflicts that he, himself, instigated for no other reason than to steal and plunder.
25 millions innocent lives snuffed out, just in the Old Testament.
After all, God wants his hallucinating believers to think that he is a good God, even when he is hell bent on achieving a delusional superior tribe. And Hitler is the bad guy?