There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
How could a God be omniscient without foresight?
Five and half hours after their biblical creation, Adam and Eve would be kicked out of the Garden of Eden, because they listened to a talking snake which used to walk on all four, and would soon be eating dust forever as a punishment from its creator.
That’s from an omniscient, omnipotent, almighty and good Christian God who created everything, knew everything and could do everything. A dust eating snake!
The bible is like a melody that will not leave one’s memory. Once you read it, it’s impossible not to shake your head in disbelief. It’s worth repeating that I feel very, extremely sorry for the losers who buy mice and rats to feed their pet snakes. If they read the bible or received the word of God, they would have known that all that is needed is a shovel of dirt to feed snakes. God said so and he works in delirious ways.