Biblical stupidity part 475

There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:

The curse of Ham, part deux
The most profound example of the stupidity of the Neo-Nazi members of the Southern Baptist cult rests in this collateral thought: what kind of a curse would dark skin be, when it processes the sun better than white skin? A black skin naturally regulates the amount of vitamin D produced by sun exposure, to replenish the body’s ability to repair itself. The white pale skin cannot do the same with the ultraviolet light; when it tries, it ends up with melanoma, because white people are creatures of darkness. And their God saw that it was good.
This kind of racist theological interpretation is the manure that can be expected from the descendants of people who came from a tree with a single straight trunk and no branches. These looney birds practice their legendary deception when they pick and choose whatever can deflect attention from their own curse.
The bible does talk about curses; let’s find out what skin color that the biblical God thinks is a disease.
Exodus 4:4 And the LORD said unto Moses, Put forth thine hand, and take it by the tail. And he put forth his hand, and caught it, and it became a rod in his hand:5 That they may believe that the LORD God of their fathers, the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob, hath appeared unto thee.6 And the LORD said furthermore unto him, Put now thine hand into thy bosom. And he put his hand into his bosom: and when he took it out, behold, his hand was leprous as snow.7 And he said, Put thine hand into thy bosom again. And he put his hand into his bosom again; and plucked it out of his bosom, and, behold, it was turned again as his other flesh.

“Leprous as snow”, snow is white. Moses was a black Egyptian, the Nubian incestuous child of Pharaoh Seti I and his daughter Bathia; his “other flesh” was black like the rest of his body.

Maybe one day, these Southern Baptist skinheads will get tired of being stupid. Then, there will be a chance they will open their bibles to find out what’s in it. Until then…

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