There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
This is the religious beginning of human life, according to the bible.
Adam and Eve are born in the evening of the 6th day of biblical creation.
Adam and Eve are kicked out of the Garden of Eden five and half hours after they were invented (born).
First meal eaten at 83 days after creation, because God screwed up and forgot to fit them with a digestive system.
First day at work for senor Adam at 84 days after expulsion from the biblical Garden of Eden.
First sexual encounter at 30 years old.
First wrestling fight between Cain at fifteen and half years old against his brother Abel at twelve and half years old.
First murder: Cain at seventeen and half years old defeated Abel at fifteen and half years old (1 year discrepancy).
This timeline was removed from the popular bible, and everyone can see why. If a serious and intelligent editor took a correcting pen to the bible, it would not be long before it became the shortest book in the world. Something that would be amazingly beneficial to the planet, because this new bible would only have the covers and no page within.