There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
Genesis 2:18 And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.19 And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof.20 And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him.
Right after the biblical creation, God asks Adam to look over the animals and find one “suitable” for him. The all-knowing god is absolutely clueless as to what kind of partner Adam might desire. Did he not already realize that he was going to make a woman for him? Isn’t it also disgusting for God to propose that Adam should find an animal to be his sexual companion?
Imagine God coaching Adam. “Hey son, you want give the sheep a try?” And Adam replies: “God, I did, but she won’t stay still. Can I get one that will just lay there?”