There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
Genesis 18:17 And the LORD said, Shall I hide from Abraham that thing which I do;
God asks himself if he should hide his plans for destroying Sodom and Gomorrah from Abraham. Who reported that?
Why would God not know what he’s going to do? How could Abraham’s knowledge of the matter have any possible outcome on God’s ultimate decision to burn the little babies and turn Lot’s wife into a salt shaker?
On the other hand, maybe God has good reason to worry since we’ve already established that he isn’t omniscient or omnipotent, as the Bible claims.