There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
Biblical passages that make you go Hmmmm! Hell no.
Genesis 19:26 But his wife looked back from behind him, and she became a pillar of salt.
God is roasting little babies; they must taste like veal to him. Oops, all of a sudden, he realized that he ran out of condiments; so he turned Lot’s wife into a salt shaker. Not oregano, not parsley, or cumin, he needed more salt.