Biblical stupidity part 488

There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:

Biblical passages that make you go Hmmmm! Hell no.

Genesis 32:24 And Jacob was left alone; and there wrestled a man with him until the breaking of the day.25 And when he saw that he prevailed not against him, he touched the hollow of his thigh; and the hollow of Jacob’s thigh was out of joint, as he wrestled with him.26 And he said, Let me go, for the day breaketh. And he said, I will not let thee go, except thou bless me.27 And he said unto him, What is thy name? And he said, Jacob.28 And he said, Thy name shall be called no more Jacob, but Israel: for as a prince hast thou power with God and with men, and hast prevailed.29 And Jacob asked him, and said, Tell me, I pray thee, thy name. And he said, Wherefore is it that thou dost ask after my name? And he blessed him there.30 And Jacob called the name of the place Peniel: for I have seen God face to face, and my life is preserved.

The omnipotent and almighty God is fighting little Jacob. The referee is on the mat counting, when God realized he couldn’t win. Being fair and just, God cheated and punched Jacob’s cojones. This is what you will find on God’s resume.

You can think what you want, but is that really the most powerful entity? No wonder he cannot defeat Satan.

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