There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
Biblical passages that make you go Hmmmm! Hell no.
Exodus 4:24 And it came to pass by the way in the inn, that the LORD met him, and sought to kill him.25 Then Zipporah took a sharp stone, and cut off the foreskin of her son, and cast it at his feet, and said, Surely a bloody husband art thou to me.26 So he let him go: then she said, A bloody husband thou art, because of the circumcision.
Behind every man there is a woman with a sharp knife. God and Moses are good buddies, yet that doesn’t stop God from trying to kill him for not clipping his son’s piss tube.