Biblical stupidity part 490

There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:

Biblical passages that make you go Hmmmm! Hell no.

Exodus 4:24 And it came to pass by the way in the inn, that the LORD met him, and sought to kill him.25 Then Zipporah took a sharp stone, and cut off the foreskin of her son, and cast it at his feet, and said, Surely a bloody husband art thou to me.26 So he let him go: then she said, A bloody husband thou art, because of the circumcision.

Behind every man there is a woman with a sharp knife. God and Moses are good buddies, yet that doesn’t stop God from trying to kill him for not clipping his son’s piss tube.

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