There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
Biblical passages that make you go Hmmmm! Hell no.
Exodus 28:31 And thou shalt make the robe of the ephod all of blue.32 And there shall be an hole in the top of it, in the midst thereof: it shall have a binding of woven work round about the hole of it, as it were the hole of an habergeon, that it be not rent.33 And beneath upon the hem of it thou shalt make pomegranates of blue, and of purple, and of scarlet, round about the hem thereof; and bells of gold between them round about:34 A golden bell and a pomegranate, a golden bell and a pomegranate, upon the hem of the robe round about.35 And it shall be upon Aaron to minister: and his sound shall be heard when he goeth in unto the holy place before the LORD, and when he cometh out, that he die not.
To really please God, you must dress like a happy hooker. God is ready to kill Aaron if he doesn’t show up in a blue robe with a hole of an habergeon, golden bells and a pomegranate of blue, and of purple, and of scarlet, upon the hem of the robe round about.
Maybe that’s where they got the idea for Halloween. God works in delirious ways.