There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
Biblical passages that make you go Hmmmm! Hell no.
Jonah 1:15 So they took up Jonah, and cast him forth into the sea: and the sea ceased from her raging.
A storm is stopped because Jonah is tossed into the sea. WTF …
Imagine poor Jonah watching the news on TV a month later, and a storm is predicted.