There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
Biblical passages that make you go Hmmmm! Hell no.
Amos 7:6 The LORD repented for this: This also shall not be, saith the Lord GOD.7 Thus he shewed me: and, behold, the Lord stood upon a wall made by a plumbline, with a plumbline in his hand.8 And the LORD said unto me, Amos, what seest thou? And I said, A plumbline. Then said the Lord, Behold, I will set a plumbline in the midst of my people Israel: I will not again pass by them any more:
God stands upon a wall made by a plumbline, with a plumbline in his hands, then set a plumbline. God has a plumbline, yet he is as crooked as a country road.
Plumb right he repented for this. Who is on first?