There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
Biblical passages that make you go Hmmmm! Hell no.
Acts 19:11 And God wrought special miracles by the hands of Paul:12 So that from his body were brought unto the sick handkerchiefs or aprons, and the diseases departed from them, and the evil spirits went out of them.
People are cured from diseases and devils cast out by Paul’s handkerchiefs or aprons. Conveniently left out is the amount of people murdered by Paul.