There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
Biblical passages that make you go Hmmmm! Hell no.
2 John 1:7 For many deceivers are entered into the world, who confess not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh. This is a deceiver and an antichrist.
Anyone who doesn’t confess Christ is an antichrist who deceives others. By now, everyone knows that being the antichrist is a good thing. Jesus was a liar, a bastard, a sinner, an adulterer, a criminal; so the antichrist is the opposite.