Biblical stupidity part 517

There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:

The main thing to avoid when you read the bible is “shaking your head”. Why? Because you will end up with a stiffed neck. The following are basic answers found in the bible, all you have to do is choose which answer you like best.

How many pairs of clean animals did God tell Noah to take into the Ark?

Two. Genesis 6:19 And of every living thing of all flesh, two of every sort shalt thou bring into the ark, to keep them alive with thee; they shall be male and female.20 Of fowls after their kind, and of cattle after their kind, of every creeping thing of the earth after his kind, two of every sort shall come unto thee, to keep them alive.
Seven. Genesis 7:2 Of every clean beast thou shalt take to thee by sevens, the male and his female: and of beasts that are not clean by two, the male and his female.
-But despite this last instruction only two pairs went into the ark. Genesis 7:8 Of clean beasts, and of beasts that are not clean, and of fowls, and of every thing that creepeth upon the earth,9 There went in two and two unto Noah into the ark, the male and the female, as God had commanded Noah.

2 thoughts on “Biblical stupidity part 517”

  1. Very few biblical stories can beat Noah’s. He was the tool and the lumber: a master carpenter building a boat in the middle of the desert; while at the same time, he was a stud who fathered kids at 600 years old. Talk about playing pool with a rope! What makes Noah special is not in the bible: he must have used a meat grinder to get all 1,250,000 animals in a shoebox.

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