New product alert

Jesus Christ, son of almighty Jehovah, stepson of Joseph, the lord and savior, the redeemer, the lamb of God, born of the virgin Mary, died for your sins, partied 3 days and 3 nights in a tomb, ascended into heaven, is new and improved and comes in the shape of a conveniently sized personal wafer. Get it while supplies last, only 10% of your paycheck. Cash only please. No money back guarantee, no return.

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